Clickbait Weekly
2h · Parody
…it was. She still got a job. The real plot twist: the interview was on mute for 12 minutes and nobody noticed.
She thought it was a professional networking app…
Office Confessions
4h · Parody
Twenty research tabs, one grocery list, and a tab titled 'how to look busy on video calls.' He only asked about the groceries.
My boss saw my browser tabs during the screen share
Almost Dating Tips
6h · Parody
I stared at the door for 7 seconds. Then I walked in and ordered water like a normal person. Chemistry: medium. Hydration: elite.
I used the viral 7-second rule before a first date
Group Chat Leaks
8h · Parody
Everyone said they left early. Location history says otherwise. The only early exit was from the conversation about splitting the bill.
Your group chat is lying about last Saturday
Roommate Reports
11h · Parody
I was mid-presentation… in pajamas, with a blazer only from the waist up. The camera was off. Dignity: mostly intact.
Walked in while I was 'working from home'
LinkedIn Unfiltered
14h · Parody
It said 'Open to chaos.' They suggested 'Open to opportunities.' I compromised: 'Open to opportunities (and mild chaos).'
HR called me in about my headline
Travel Disclosures
1d · Parody
A handwritten note: 'Wi-Fi password is on the TV. Please do not rearrange the pillows into a fort.' Challenge accepted. Fort quality: 9/10.
This hotel room had one unexpected amenity
Seen at 2:14 AM
1d · Parody
Scientists are stumped. Local experts say: they fell asleep. Or their phone died. Or both. Rarely is it a multi-season arc about you.
Why your crush left you on read